The Sweet Smell of Weenies...

If I were God, I'd be pretty pissed off if somebody planned to break into my Library and turn my Books into a bonfire.  I wouldn't want to meet my Maker and have to explain why I thought it would be a good idea to roast weenies on His Holy Writ.  Honestly.  Some people are such Skeezixes...

Remember folks: you are what you eat. Just say no to the s'mores of intolerance. Otherwise you might find yourself toasting your marshmallows over a different sort of fire in the Afterlife...